Least Bittern makes an appearance

As I strolled the boardwalk last week, one of my favorite birds, the elusive Least Bittern, suddenly appeared!

What a treat to watch her in full view, slowly making her way through the marsh.

But she was soon out of view . . .

This video clip above is a more typical Least Bittern sighting – catching a glimpse in the shadows, just before she slips out of sight.

6 thoughts on “Least Bittern makes an appearance

  1. A Least Bittern, sly aesthete of reeds, 🎩🪶 Performed her furtive marshland deeds. 🌾🌫️ With locomotion so discreet, She rendered birdwatchers obsolete. 🤓📚

    I wandered there with caffeinated grace ☕🧐 And sunscreen smeared across my face. 🧴😵 When lo! — emergent from the sedge, A feathered phantom near the edge! 👻🐦

    Her oculars held ancient lore 👁️✨ Like tiny professors from yore. 🎓📜 She glided forth with stealth sublime, Then vanished faster than my Wi-Fi prime. 📡💀

    “Oho!” I cried with scholarly zeal, 📢🧠 “A Botaurus exilis reveal!” (Which made nearby civilians stare 😐👒 As if I’d summoned Voltaire.) 📚⚡

    The boardwalk shook with great suspense; My binoculars achieved transcendence. 🔭🌌 Yet every frame I tried to shoot 📸😩 Contained one cattail… and one boot. 👢🌾

    The video proved the classic trope: 🎞️😂 A half-seen bird! A glimpse! A hope! One pixel here, one shadow there, Then poof — she dissipates to air. 💨🪄

    Such is the Least Bittern’s vocation: To humble human observation. 🧍‍♂️📉 For every birder, proud and keen, 🦉🏅 Must suffer birds that won’t be seen. 🙈🐤

    Yet still we trudge through bog and fen 🥾🌧️ Like overly committed marshland men. Debating plumage, calls, and bills 🗣️📖 While mosquitos feast with savage thrills. 🦟🍽️

    So raise a toast to this tiny mystic! 🥂🪶 Elusive, elegant, opportunistic. May she continue, smug and witty, 😌🌾 To ghost us all through swampy city. 🌆🦆

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